My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open Funny Introvert Crewneck Sweatshirt
My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open Funny Introvert Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Size Chart
Size Chart
Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
Male Fit Guide
Standard Fit: Stick to your Normal Size.
Relaxed Fit: Size Up (+1).
Note: Men with broad shoulders often prefer sizing up because the sleeves are set-in and can feel tailored.
Female Fit Guide
Fitted Look: Size Down (-1).
Relaxed / Comfy: Stick to your Normal Size. This is the most common choice for a cozy, lounge-wear vibe.
Oversized look: Size Up (+2). Because the bottom band is tight, you need to go up significantly if you want it to hang straight down over your hips without bunching.
How to Find Your Perfect Fit
Lay your favorite sweatshirt flat on a table and measure:
Width: Measure across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Sleeve: Measure from the center of the back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
Description
Description
This cozy crewneck sweatshirt speaks to thinkers who laugh at their own overanalysis. It’s comfy enough to curl up in and sharp enough to pair with jeans for a casual meet-up.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and reinforced seams
- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, meets safety compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Returns
Returns
We will replace or refund any order with proof of manufacturer defect or error, no returns will be necessary unless requested by the customer residing in the US. Replacements will be shipped at no cost to the customer.
We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return. We accept returns from customers residing in the US.
To request a replacement or full refund; please email us at abhishek@cozynerdcorner.com with 1-3 pictures as proof of manufacturer defect or error.
