Being a Functional Adult Funny Adulting Crewneck Sweatshirt
Being a Functional Adult Funny Adulting Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Size Chart
Size Chart
Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
Male Fit Guide
Standard Fit: Stick to your Normal Size.
Relaxed Fit: Size Up (+1).
Note: Men with broad shoulders often prefer sizing up because the sleeves are set-in and can feel tailored.
Female Fit Guide
Fitted Look: Size Down (-1).
Relaxed / Comfy: Stick to your Normal Size. This is the most common choice for a cozy, lounge-wear vibe.
Oversized look: Size Up (+2). Because the bottom band is tight, you need to go up significantly if you want it to hang straight down over your hips without bunching.
How to Find Your Perfect Fit
Lay your favorite sweatshirt flat on a table and measure:
Width: Measure across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Sleeve: Measure from the center of the back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
Description
Description
Slip into something that gets the joke and holds the warmth. This mid-weight crewneck carries a playful, rainbow-toned message—"Being a functional adult everyday seems a bit expensive"—stitched or printed cleanly across the chest.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and cozy warmth
- Classic crew neckline and clean, relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- DTG prints with optional embroidery placement (left/center chest, wrists) and DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX dyed, ethically grown US cotton; tear-away label for itch-free comfort
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Returns
Returns
We will replace or refund any order with proof of manufacturer defect or error, no returns will be necessary unless requested by the customer residing in the US. Replacements will be shipped at no cost to the customer.
We have a 7-day return policy, which means you have 7 days after receiving your item to request a return. We accept returns from customers residing in the US.
To request a replacement or full refund; please email us at abhishek@cozynerdcorner.com with 1-3 pictures as proof of manufacturer defect or error.
